Blend the cheeses and seasonings in the bowl of a food processor until well combined.
Slowly add the beer and continue processing until the mixture is completely smooth.
Dip can be served immediately or refrigerated for one hour to chill and firm.
To serve warm, place dip into a medium saucepan and stir continuously over low heat until warm OR place dip in a microwave-safe bowl and heat on High for 1 minute intervals, stirring after each interval. Repeat until dip is heated thru.
*For a kid-friendly version, substitute seltzer water or ginger ale for the beer. *If you are concerned about added salt, wait until all of the ingredients are mixed and smooth then taste the dip. Add salt if desired or omit.